When asked what those charities were the Lord was flustered and became quite angry, "charities? never, I say! We will purchase a golden throne for me to sit on, and possibly brollies for the lot of
us." Apparently brollies are umbrellas.
According to a source close to the Lord, he would only be known as a "henchman," the FA has put it's equities to use quite recklessly. They have bought a large number of illegal weapons on the black market. They bought a cancer research facility and then turned it into a parking lot and finally Lord Triesam considered buying a dozen puppies, putting them in a sack and throwing them in the river Thames. The last act was the straw that broke the camels back for this henchman, "why would you do that?" he asked. There have been no answers from the FA as of yet.