Members of the press are hurt and a spokesperson was quoted as saying, "we just don't know what to believe anymore." Several reporters were seen buying tubs of ice cream and renting romantic comedies, while listening to Elliott Smith songs, in the light of Ovechkin's lies and betrayals.
I think I speak for most of us when I say that we don't care what you do, Ovechkin, we just want you to tell us the truth.
The left winger's agent appeared in front of the media to apologize on his client's behalf. He said that it wasn't about us (the press) but them (him and his client). No one at the meeting accepted this apology and reporters collectively stormed out, most of them sobbing, some exclaiming insults like "JERK!" "LOSER!" and "DON'T TOUCH ME!"
Pictured from left to right: some dude, a jerk with a jerk face.
