Kobe Bryant has successfully reversed his aging, allowing
him to play at least another 18 years in the league.
The 35 year old future hall of famer has suffered injuries
recently and seemed to finally have succumbed to father time, who has remained
undefeated. Just recently the Lakers superstar revealed a new discovery: an
anti aging medicine that can reverse his aging.
The medicine was developed in underground facilities in
Germany by black elves and their servants who are sentient tree folk.
Bryants body will therefore become 34 next year and the
shooting guard will become a Benjamin Button character. Father Time was
unavailable for comment but his office left a statement saying that eventually
Kobe Bryant will die, even if Father Time will have to drive him over in his
Oldsmobile.
Kobe, however, is delighted and reportedly will enter the
dunk contest in eight years, once his legs have regained their spring.
