Monday, November 9, 2009

Allen Iverson reveals real reason for joining Grizzlies.

Allen Iverson seemed very pleased to have joined the Grizzlies this summer, however no one understood his decision making process. Most members of the press assumed he would have to take up a diminished role, possibly as a bench player. But Iverson is a stubborn, disillusioned headcase. Then we all assumed that he had grown up a bit and realized that he could do some good coming of the bench behind Mike Conley and O.J. Mayo. It, however, is common knowledge that to assume is to make an ass out of you and me.
Iverson has bemoaned his role on the bench inciting questions of why he joined the Grizzlies. At a recent press conference Iverson revealed that he joined them based on a dream. Apparently the 6 foot guard dreamed of an elephant drowning a duck and a cat screaming at a Mary Abbot painting. He dreamed that the night before he signed the deal with the Memphis organization.

The painting Iverson dreamed a cat screamed at.